It took me years to live that down!

Fast forward a little so that we’re viewing from the new
millennium, with the turn of the century a year or so back.
I’m now able to go to toilet without asking.

Not only that but I’m now regularly traveling halfway across
the world on business, flying first class frequently enough
to be on first name-terms with flight attendants, and whilst
not sitting on a plane, I am eating chocolate covered
strawberries and drinking champagne in a first class lounge.

(remember I’m only 19 years old at this point and in
addition to what is written above I was being driven
around America in this streched limo.)